Of Xs and Os and Were-Stink Bugs

Posted by Kathy Lyons, aka Jade Lee in Jade Lee, Uncategorized
Okay, I’m frozen. I want to say something that will bring about world peace or end the recession. I want to talk about the great stories that are coming out of category romance, and still hit on multicultural, fantasy, historical, and cool dragon sex. But after a ton of angst, all I’ve come up with is how awesome it is to write romance.

We all know the horrors of the blank page. Even if it was just back in school, we’ve all stared longingly outside and wished whatever tedious writing assignment in front of us was done, burned, or eaten by dragons. Sadly, that feeling doesn’t go away. Every morning I think of doing something else (anything else!) I’d rather do than produce words. And yet, I still do it. Seven days a week, on vacation or off, in daydreams if not actually on paper.
What is my problem? I can’t imagine anything worse than getting up every day to a job I hate. The answer, obviously, is that I must not hate it. Authors–help me out here–am I lying? Don’t you get up every morning and go, yippee, I get to write XX today. But when it actually comes time to write XX, my first thought is to run screaming to the nearest cheesecake. And then, when I do force myself to write XX, it comes out as XOXO or 772 or something even more ridiculous.
In my career, I’ve written contemporary and historical, single title and category, sweet, sexy, and super sexy. And don’t forget the paranormal elements (go dragons!) that I often slip in. Plus, there’s always my fun never-to-be-published concepts like “Unusual Weres” (I was assigned the were-sloth. Authors, feel free to call dibs on other beasts. Were-sea anemone anyone? Care to bud with me?).
Okay, see right there is what I love about writing. I’m not even going to write this idea (unless someone calls and makes an offer) but I’m giggling at the thought. And even if I’m arcing a love story for a woman implanted with a dragon egg (Dragonborn), I still get to live in a world where I know people are going to overcome horrendous struggles, have great sex, and fall happily-ever-after in love. Not a bad place to hang out every day, even if it does include the horrible blank page.
My September Blaze Getting Physical is a really good example of the best and worst of writing. The story is about a woman struggling to get her life back together when the most wonderful and difficult roadblock appears: a sexy, tantric master. Raise you’re hand if you just snorted coffee. The Harlequin Blaze line is filled with this kind of funny, touching, and sexy concepts. The thing is, as much fun as hot sex is, it’s hard to build a life around the myriad ways to do it. Even more difficult for me was to explain the complex religious concepts behind Tantrism. And oh yeah, my heroine Zoe needs to build a career, a life, and a happily-ever-after that isn’t just about sex.
It’s no were-dodo bird, but Getting Physical was an incredibly challenging book to write with real life issues that had to be met and surpassed. After all, our characters have to earn their happily ever after, right? And that made it both incredibly fun to do and a struggle for every word.







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I’m feeling exactly like that this morning, Jade. Facing that blank page and hating it and yet SO excited to be in contract again. To have a deadline again, not so much. But I do feel ike everything I’ve written this week has been CRAP. Even a dragon would gag and spit this stuff out. I think I need to learn more about this tantrism…
I have already played an hour of pogo.com. It’s an evil game site that I adore! And yeah, I have a LOT of work to get done (which is, so far, all crap of course), but …wait…just one more game of solitaire…
So yeah…I feel your pain!
I love the Blaze line. Even though sex is the subject the storylines are always great. Hats off to all you Blaze authors because I don’t think I’ve ever read a Blaze I didn’t like. I got my sister reading them now. And my vote is for the were-jackalope.
Linda Henderson
I’m sorry , excuse my horrible English. I have my sister reading them now.
Linda Henderson
Linda, I got you…lol.
Jade, I know exactly what you mean about the dreaded BLANK page. I am encountering that right now. I just can’t seem to get started. It is such a nerve racking experience….ugh!!
Peace and love,
Paula R.
couldnt you write about the dreaded were-blank-page monster that attacks the writer that stares it in the eye or something, that would be good for a laugh or three.
but yeah, i love creating stories, but some days i’d rather see what everyone on facebook is up to.lol
jody
Just finished Getting Physical last night… wonderful work… well worth the grrr moments you seemed to go through in its creation. I loved the work Stephen was doing. Zoe’s sense of humor made me giggle quite often. Well done you!
THANK YOU LILITH! By the time the book comes out, I’m always so anxious! I’m sure it’s all crap! Thank you for reassuring me. I’m so glad you liked it! Yeah!